Songs That Will Turn You Gay (4,470 views)

[Baronessa]

It doesn't matter if you're straight as an arrow and you haven't even looked at a person of the same gender, you are gay when you listen to these songs.



I mean just look at the picture.



This song will come to your house and personally make you gay.

[galaxyseal]

I feel like basically any hyperpop song would be enough to turn someone gay because of how inherently queer the genre is lmaoooo

anyways this song makes me feel very gay

['S]

I guess I'll go for a few flavours here:

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{songs that will}

[Seb]

I'm just gonna leave this here

[Brenda]

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{as a gay}

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{bonus}

i mean, kate bush missing her wife and being the rocket man, i've never been so gay

[Dark Star]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvisGL37AnY&ab_channel=FrankZappa-Topic

[fallenalien]

Feb 19, 2022 17:40:51 GMT galaxyseal said:

I feel like basically any hyperpop song would be enough to turn someone gay because of how inherently queer the genre is lmaoooo

anyways this song makes me feel very gay

Was immediately thinking of slayyyter, haha.

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{Also:}

I could go on and on.

[fallenalien]

Feb 20, 2022 15:17:00 GMT Dark Star said:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvisGL37AnY&ab_channel=FrankZappa-Topic

Speaking of Zappa. This is one of his gayest songs, maybe his gayest, but how would I know? Guy has a huge discography:

[clem]

It doesn't get much gayer than this. I always liked how Brian managed to bring his guitar playing subtleties to the synth on this track too. It managed to have the Brian May guitar solo experience, just on a different instrument.

 

['S]

Nice to see the obligatory Freddy and the Straights song

[clem]

Feb 23, 2022 20:51:37 GMT 'S said:

Nice to see the obligatory Freddy and the Straights song

"I Want to Break Free" isn't a random Freddie-stan choice though. MTV refused to play the video, back when they were a dominant force in the USA. Queen sticking by that video, to their own commercial detriment in America (and later being remembered fondly for it) was a cultural moment for androgyny vs conservatism.

[thegondolaman]

I find that Queen's 1980s material doesn't tempt my homoerotic side so much as it affirms my heterosexuality. Good music, not criticizing that, but not something that sparks some inner desire for flying out to Germany and hitting the town on a Friday night. Maybe I'm alone in that, though.

['S]

Feb 23, 2022 22:28:59 GMT clem said:

Feb 23, 2022 20:51:37 GMT 'S said:

Nice to see the obligatory Freddy and the Straights song

"I Want to Break Free" isn't a random Freddie-stan choice though. MTV refused to play the video, back when they were a dominant force in the USA. Queen sticking by that video, to their own commercial detriment in America (and later being remembered fondly for it) was a cultural moment for androgyny vs conservatism.

Yes I know all that lol it's just a very "straight boy who knows about rock videos" pick.

Feb 23, 2022 22:36:46 GMT thegondolaman said:

I find that Queen's 1980s material doesn't tempt my homoerotic side so much as it affirms my heterosexuality. Good music, not criticizing that, but not something that sparks some inner desire for flying out to Germany and hitting the town on a Friday night. Maybe I'm alone in that, though.

Don't worry you're not alone, you just articulated the feeling better than I did :smiley:

[Baronessa]

"I Want to Break Free" isn't even the gayest song on The Works.

It's "Man on the Prowl".

[clem]

Feb 24, 2022 17:32:00 GMT 'S said:

Yes I know all that lol it's just a very "straight boy who knows about rock videos" pick.

I have come to describe myself as postgender over the last year or so.

[Hennessy Macklemore III]

Literally anything by Chris Isaak.

[Seb]

Could add anything by the Scissor Sisters really

[Brenda]

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{damn sandy bang those drums hard}
ft lita with dem lesbifier solo and mime cherie 

[Brenda]

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{her lows in this song are my new sexuality}

[Velsarie Vivardesque]

I didn't know about him before but this one time it was more than enough

[thegondolaman]

If 1980s Queen affirms my sexuality, then 1980s Lindsey Buckingham affirms both that and my sobriety. Don't do drugs, kids.

[Brenda]

Feb 26, 2022 4:20:25 GMT thegondolaman said:

If 1980s Queen affirms my sexuality, then 1980s Lindsey Buckingham affirms both that and my sobriety. Don't do drugs, kids.

Straight AND sober? That's so boring.

['S]

Oh how could I forget. The tension here is painful. "Gotta rocket in your pocket; keep cool-y cool, boy" -- "Take it slow and daddy-o you can live it up and die in bed" -- "Boy, boy, crazy boy, stay loose, boy"

[thegondolaman]

Feb 26, 2022 4:36:33 GMT Brenda said:

Feb 26, 2022 4:20:25 GMT thegondolaman said:

If 1980s Queen affirms my sexuality, then 1980s Lindsey Buckingham affirms both that and my sobriety. Don't do drugs, kids.

Straight AND sober? That's so boring.

Well, sobriety from cocaine is probably boring, true. I do like a good wine now and again, though, occasionally even a shot of some whiskey. So my life isn't as white-bread as all that. But I digress. :)

[Baronessa]

The piano riff in this song is my gay angst personified.